i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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