Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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