Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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