I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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