Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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