Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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