We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
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