So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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