He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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