so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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