I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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