dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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