Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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