the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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