they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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