I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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