What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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