She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize