I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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