and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
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