you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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