but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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