Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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