The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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