Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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