Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
PANTIES FOUND
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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