i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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