I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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