How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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