I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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