apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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