i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
honey bunches of taint.
She even gives head with a lisp.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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