dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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