ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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