how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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