just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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