Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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