Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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