You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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