Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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