If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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