Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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