McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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