Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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