My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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