Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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