So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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