I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
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Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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