the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She bit a glass in half.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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