i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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